The Dead and the Sea

Friggin' throw my body in the ocean. Emma. 18. Sometimes I pretend I have my act together. But I've got a degree and two doggies, so that's gotta count for something.


coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

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sushinfood:

lorriebm11:

When you do a click and drag thing but you keep getting ones that you don’t like so you retry until you get the one you want.

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This is the most goddamn appropriate gif-usage I have ever seen.

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sansaofhousestark:

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letsmakeourownfairytale:

#favourite harry potter headcanons

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Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

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thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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saucefactory:

starrysleeper:

gleeddicted:

when fics don’t update

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when you’re the one not updating them

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#ACCURATE

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kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

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sohapppily:

somewhere in pawnee, indiana tumblr user ben talltyrionlannister is really popular in the game of thrones fandom probably

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