the turkey swiss on rye incident
Friggin' throw my body in the ocean. Emma. 18. Sometimes I pretend I have my act together. But I've got a degree and two doggies, so that's gotta count for something.
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
When you do a click and drag thing but you keep getting ones that you don’t like so you retry until you get the one you want.
This is the most goddamn appropriate gif-usage I have ever seen.
*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*
when fics don’t update
when you’re the one not updating them