The Dead and the Sea

Friggin' throw my body in the ocean. Emma. 18. Sometimes I pretend I have my act together. But I've got a degree and two doggies, so that's gotta count for something.


jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

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plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

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dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

joshpeck:

when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them

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faeryies:

thanks

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

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mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

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altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

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