remember when icarly got away with saying this
when your friend makes an offensive joke but you don’t want to start anything with them
Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…
Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.
Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!
a hip new dance called “sitting”
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
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If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
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I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????
yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days
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